I'm back.

I spent a few days recovering from my 20th anniversary return bash, only to find some impostor at http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/ pretending to be me! Although they are right in proclaiming that I’m back, alive and kicking, I in no way have any association with that blog. My friends and family have known I’ve been alive all this time, and have helped me conceal my identity for the last two decades. How dare that person insinuate that I would make my family and friends suffer by hiding the truth!

I was hoping to ease back into the limelight over the next few months, but this faker forced me to come forward ahead of schedule. Henceforth, I proclaim that I am the true Andy Kaufman! Stay tuned to David Letterman for a very special guest appearance!